Long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to light.

- John Milton (also John Doe in Se7en)

In case you’re a scout, I’ve played 367 rounds- that’s 6220 holes.

I’ve parred 3366 of them.

Which means I’m 54% average.

I’ve also collected plenty of winged creatures:

5 eagles

1087 birdies

And sadly:

1161 bogeys (sigh)

189 double bogeys (sigh, sigh)

We don’t talk about any higher numbers.

But of course, what you’re here for:

One glorious ace

I’m forever indebted to you, University of Richmond Hole #3

If you need proof it was witnessed by Blake Packard.